A joke about Canada called Canadian tourism humour. Some funny text to read and comedy material of the most unusual questions in this northern country.

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The most unusual questions tourists have asked at information bureaus across the country.

**From Tourism Toronto, a toll free info and reservations line

  • Why do French Canadians have a different accent from other Canadians?
  • How do I apply for the Canadian Express Card?
  • What's this Boxing Day in Toronto, do you box on that day?
  • I heard about that new law and I'd like to find out... uh, my girlfriend would like to know the best places to go topless in Toronto.
  • Caller: How far is Boston from Toronto?
    Counselor: About 900 kilometers, or 565 miles.
    Caller: So if I drive using miles, it won't take me as long to get there? Is that what you're saying?
  • Can I take the subway to Vancouver?
  • Good afternoon, I'm entertaining some executives, and would like to know where they can ride llamas.
  • What information do you have on Italy?

**From Check-ln Nova Scotia, the province's toll-free information and reservations number

  • Do you have automatic bank machines up there?
  • Are you connected to Greenland?
  • Can you tell me about the ferry from Halifax to Europe?
  • Does Nova Scotia have a dress code?

** From Alberta's Banff/Lake Louise tourist bureau

  • "That's such a lovely flag," said a tourist admiring the Canadian flag. 'Does it come in many colors?"
  • Visitor: How far is it to Lake Louise?
    Staff member: 40 miles
    Visitor: How long is the trail?
    Staff member: Five kilometers.
    Visitor: What's
    that in English?
  • At which elevation do the elk change to moose?
  • Can you book us baseball tickets at the SkyDome tonight? We're driving to Toronto this afternoon.

** From the information kiosk at Niagara Falls, Ontario

  • Is the water coming over the falls real?
  • What time do you turn on the rainbow?
  • Are the CN Tower and SkyDome within walking distance?
  • From a tourist who was admiring the falls at night, when they're lit up with various colored lights: What kind of dye do they put in the water to make it change color like that?
  • How can I parachute over the falls?
  • I have to be at this address in Vancouver for dinner at 5 o'clock this evening. How much time should I allow myself to drive there?
  • Why do you Canadians have fireworks tonight? The 4th of July is still a few days away.
  • Which way do we walk to get to Montreal? We'd like to go there for lunch.