A funny Canadian joke about a Cape Bretoner at the welfare office and a nymphomaniac daughter. This humourous story and comedy text is about Canada.

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A Cape Bretoner at the local Welfare Office

  A Cape Bretoner walked into the local Welfare Office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "I'm here to pick up my welfare cheque, but I really hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job."
   The person behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours involved, meals will also be provided and you will be required to escort the young lady on all her overseas holiday trips. The salary package starts at $200,000 a year with room and board and bonuses."
   The Cape Bretoner said, "You've got to be bullshitting me man!"
   The clerk behind the counter said, "Yeah, well you started it....."