Temperature conversion guide for Canadians and a joke about Canada with brelow and above Celsius for Winnipeggers, Manitobans and Torontonians.

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Funny Canadian Jokes
Roll Up The Rim (Newfoundland Edition)

   A Newfoundlander goes into a Tom Horton's in Gander, NL and notices there's a "Roll Up The Rim To Win" Contest going on. So, he rolls it up and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"
  The girl at the counter says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a car."
  But the person keeps on screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!"
  Finally, the manager comes over and says, "I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!"
  The person says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor home!"
And they hand the Cup to the manager and HE reads:

"W I N A B A G E L"