Short bar jokes and beer drinking humor about walking into one. Even more funny party comedy to tell your buddies.

The Beer Stop

Beer Party Jokes
Bar Jokes
  1. A duck walks into a bar and asks "got any crackers?"
    Bartender says no.
    Duck walks out.
    Duck walks in the next day and asks, "got any crackers?"
    Bartender says no.
    Duck walks out.
    Duck walks in the next day and asks got any crackers?
    Bartender says, "I told you yesterday and the day before that no! and if you ask that one more time I'll nail your beak shut!"
    Duck walks out.
    Duck comes back the next day and asks, "Got any nails?"
    Bartender says no.
    Duck says "Good. Got any crackers?"
  2. Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've ducked.
  3. A guy walks into the bar and says to the bartender "I'll bet you $200 I can piss into that glass without spilling a drop", pointing to a glass on the top shelf.
    The bartender contemplates this and says "You're on".
    So the guy drops his pants and proceeds to piss all over the bar, and when he's finished the only dry spot left is the top shelf.
    The bartender is beside himself with laughter, but stops laughing when he see's the other guy smiling. "What are you smiling for?" he asks the guy, "You've just lost $200".
    "Yeah", says the guy, "but I bet the blokes outside $1000 that I could piss all over your bar and you'd be laughing."
  4. A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Did you know you've got a drink named after you?".
    The grasshopper replies "What, Bruce?".